That means there are highschool seniors who weren’t even alive while Bill Gates was at Microsoft. Interns might not even know who he is.

Can coke is best coke.

Then 20oz bottle.

Then taps, but only if they aren’t cheap with the syrup or heavy-handed with the bubbles.

Dude there was a chipmunk stuck in my enclosed chicken run the other day (door was open)…and I put down a broody hen just outside.

They both kept on running into the hardware cloth walls.

But holy shit was that girl proud of herself when she chased away the “threat”.

What is the school gonna do with ten X’s? Pretty sure this dude isn’t honoring his father or mother.

This guy…putting Descartes before the hoes.

Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you “horse man”?

Horseman: let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you…

…later, in the horse cave…

Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn

Pink Pony Club.

Just guessing.

Where does the CO2 go when it dies?

Look…man…the whole thing about carbon is the carbon cycle, right?

Well we are breaking that cycle by digging up long-sequestered carbon (in the form of long-chain hydrocarbons aka “fossil fuels”) and burning them up in alarming quantities.

At absolute best, this material will be carbon neutral.

We need more phytoplankton…when that consumes CO2 and dies, most of it sinks to the ocean depths forever, instead of coming up to the atmosphere.

He’s actually saying “Noteins enspark” which is orcish for “Prevent Scurvy”.

Really should shave just the scrotum. If you start shaving the testicles, you’ve gone too far.

This is why I love my hens.

Like, I had no idea. I didn’t even want chickens. One day my wife comes home with a 6-pack.

Now tho? I could spend a whole day sitting outside, stoned, just watching them live their life. It’s like a soap opera with miniature dinosaurs.