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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Start rekt

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Start rekt

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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

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Sacah@aussie.zoneEnglish · 6 days ago

You should organise your meals the night before

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You should organise your meals the night before

Sacah@aussie.zoneEnglish · 6 days ago

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gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Where do you keep all your cheesy jokes?

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Where do you keep all your cheesy jokes?

gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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cannedtuna@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

In honor of Father's Day, Home Depot is serving free food this afternoon in the lamp isle

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In honor of Father's Day, Home Depot is serving free food this afternoon in the lamp isle

cannedtuna@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Pudding some thought into it

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Pudding some thought into it

gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Olé

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Olé

gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

I'm reading a book on lubricants...

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I'm reading a book on lubricants...

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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naticus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

It really is all purpose

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It really is all purpose

naticus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

What is it called when 2 flowers have an unplanned pregnancy?

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What is it called when 2 flowers have an unplanned pregnancy?

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

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FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

Car Talk with Martok: Naturally Won

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Car Talk with Martok: Naturally Won

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FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 days ago

What kinda shoes do ninjas wear?

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What kinda shoes do ninjas wear?

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

The Hunt for Red October

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The Hunt for Red October

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 26 days ago

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 26 days ago

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month ago

Pregante?

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Pregante?

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month ago

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month ago

There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres

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There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month ago

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fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comEnglish · 1 month ago

Everyone should know the best time on a clock.

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Everyone should know the best time on a clock.

fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comEnglish · 1 month ago

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month ago

There are pop tarts but no mom tarts.

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There are pop tarts but no mom tarts.

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month ago

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months ago

Gesundheit

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Gesundheit

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months ago

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

What do you call a man with a rubber toe from Paris, Texas?

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe from Paris, Texas?

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

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TriflingToad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

I tricked a poor business man to sell me his soul.

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I tricked a poor business man to sell me his soul.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

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