What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat?
The answer to all three of your questions is “Gary”
Our Gary died in a bad plankton incident. We now have Gary 2 and Gary 3.
Need the last 4 digits of your SSN too
Modeling job at shutterstock already had me
Modeling at Shutterstock. Nice touch.
The perfect cover.
She’s obviously into you, you should give her your SSN so she can check out your financial stability. It makes you even more attractive
I’m sure it will not.
Great idea! I also suggest screenshots of bank statements. Although they can be faked, so maybe login details would be easier
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I want to photoshop an anime dude losing a sword fight right under the focus of those banners.
True love like this, makes me tear up every time.
I love seeing a modern day romance 😍
She just wants to tell you your porn star name
