It works as a good dipshit detector. If someone says “democrat party”, you know it’s about to be someone’s conservative uncle.

In fairness, offing someone means your share goes up less than 1%, making the risk-reward for murder math out beneficial for everyone.

However, if that 17 billion was split between two or three children, we might have the beginning of an Agatha Christie novel.

I would hesitantly trade tequila for no mosquitoes, but admittedly you have somewhat shaken my beliefs.

I would trade bats for no mosquitoes, not even close