You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it’s a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!

Stop there though and don’t molest underage girls

You’re probably right in some cases, but I think it’s more of a way of people dealing with their disbelief that it’s come to this. There’s a lot of ways to process the current insanity; dark humour is possibly the most accessible though.

I thought it was goth mommies that would do me in. Hoo boy was I wrong

Idk, just over here crying because swans can be gay