

Makes “badass” comments and does karate moves every time a vaguely brown person leaves the store. “Bro, I was waiting for him to pull out a bomb and I woulda been all like HWAH!!!”
Makes “badass” comments and does karate moves every time a vaguely brown person leaves the store. “Bro, I was waiting for him to pull out a bomb and I woulda been all like HWAH!!!”
Plus, that “I don’t give a fuck” energy is essential to reel in the Natalie Wood to my James Dean, the June Carter to my Johnny, whenever I come across her real soon.
The face of hard work:
Sun’s out, moon’s out.
Well, hon hon hon.
You guys ever tried the Cheese Bomb Tater Kegs they sell warm near the Walmart checkout?
Okay, let’s not go too far.
The Lyin’ Bitch and the War Globe.
Germany, please, can you try to go to some middle ground somewhere?
And thus began the Battle for Middle-Earth.
Why is The World and the War not on here, given that it started this nonsense? Are you a denier?
He had to fall to lose it all. :(
I was just trying to be a better person when I joined the buddhist Kentucky Karma Klub and we got our matching tattoos, but FML, I guess.
They should update it to include legislatures, private military contractors, etc… It really hasn’t kept up with the times, if I’m honest.
Wolf Blitzer on Jeopardy