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Good point

A lot of people have low self esteem and/or don’t see themselves as attractive. Their perception of themselves isn’t always obvious, either. Flirting with them can give them that “nudge” they need to act on their feelings.

Possibly one of his “best” tweets, especially since I think he was making a deliberate effort NOT to end it with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

Too many employees licking the bills.

Another good one! Not wanting to dox himself explains the motivation to hide the reason, which was the biggest mystery.

Sadly, yes. You’d think that somewhere along the line, someone would say “hey, maybe this isn’t a good idea”, but nope.

That poor kid. I hope this is fictional and was written for the lulz.

Yes it was. Bonus points for taking timing into account!

I think what really grabbed people’s attention is that he kept refusing to explain why he wanted to do that.

That’s what did it for me. I kept wondering how the reason could possibly be worse or more embarrassing than the question itself.

I thought that “music festival” was a great guess. Those porta-johns get nasty.

Good point. At the risk of making it sound cool, I’ll say that confederate flags are the OG MAGA gear.

I’m amazed nobody has mentioned a confederate flag (or confederate anything) yet. My first assumption would be that they’re racist and proud of it.

One of those giant stickers meant to make it look like there’s a tied up woman in the back of their pickup.

At best, it’s advertising that they think abusing women is funny.